AUGUST, KINGS COUNTY

Recently:

Craig and I were walking by David Byrne's Wburg bike rack, "The Hipster."

Me: Oh, have you seen these? Do you know about these?
Craig: Yeah. Ooh, I'm a genius, I invent everything.
Blipster Leaving Bodega: Whoa, you're a hater. What happened to you, man?



Then I laughed so hard that I almost threw up, and Craig sulked down Bedford Ave until he had to turn for the subway.