NEW HIGHS OF PRETENSION!

The name of this blog was inspired by a quote from the one and only Matt Collier, about four years ago. I had a pretentious away message. What can I say?

Anyway...as if I don't have enough going on in terms of time-wasters (of the online variety), I thought I'd make a new blog...in which I can say pretentious things about the pretentious activities I partake in! Awesome, right?

I'm moving to Brooklyn on Monday. Williamsburg, to be specific. I'm moving in with a friend, which is exciting, his cat, which is exciting, and a million hipsters. Well, not really. I'm moving AMONG a million hipsters.

First pretentious thing on the docket isn't for about a week- so I'll have to invent some to have something to write about.