Make a LOLcat!

My mom sent me this picture of the ever-adorable Slinky. It needs a LOLcaption. LOLcat-tion? DO IT.

Electric Crazy

Apparently the facilities manager for the Schenec School District is batshit insane and since being arrested on the 20th of February, has been shuttled around from jail to jail. He's nuts. They found this memo that he wrote to a newly-hired employee, and it is amazing. I hope this is big enough to read and enjoy.

Erin and I got tired of looking at our old store, so we made a new one, selling only Twin Peaks-themed stuff. Check it out! (After all...the owls are not what they seem.)

http://www.thegreatnorthern.etsy.com

i can now post from my PHONE

so...my excuses are getting fewer.

Happy Valentine's Day, Liz Lemon--

This Pop-Tart's for you!

:'(

RIP, Peeler Guy.

Self-Promotiontron!

I don't like to brag, but Erin and I just posted a shitload of awesome stuff on SlinkyCalhoun. Most of it is themed for Valentine's Day, but not all. Look at it. Buy it. Enjoy it.