Excuse me, Miss Yvonne...

...but before you go making out with everyone in the Playhouse, how about forkin' over the gift?


let A = "It is cold outside and in my apartment"
let B = "My bed is warm"
let C = "Pee-Wee's Playhouse is the only thing that can make me sit up in bed"

A ---> B
B ---> C
:.
A ---> C



Those proofs make no sense, but neither does Magic Johnson and Magic Screen being cousins. And that is why I love it!